The National Mall Table
by Kitty Felde
Senator Something pulled me over to the display table with the model of the National Mall. The one with the two Washington Monuments. He stood up on his hind legs and sniffed the white plastic pieces.
“No, Senator Something.”
He ignored me. He bit right into one of the Washington Monuments, raising his head in triumph, his mouth full of broken plastic monument.
“Get down from there! Get down, you stupid dog!” The policewoman stared at the display of the National Mall and with one perfect Washington Monument and one broken off at the base. I never did get around to asking Papa why there were two of them.
“Destroying U.S. property,” she said, “you are in so much trouble. Wanton destruction of government property. Your father will hear about this from the OCAS!”
I didn’t know what OCAS stood for, but I knew it was something important. And I knew Senator Something and I were in trouble. - Fina Mendoza
The old table had two problems: duplicate monuments and missing museums.
The National Mall has changed a lot over the last four decades. Visitors looking for the National Museum of African American History and Culture, for example, would find an empty space on the old table.
If you want to see the old version of the National Mall table (and perhaps look for the teeth marks from Senator Something) there's one of the original tables on display near the credit union in the Hart Senate Office Building.
Sources:
interview with Tyler Pumphrey - Director of the Office of Congresssional Accessibility Services